I volunteer myself to fly to California and smash this person in the face with a frying pan. Granted, I may find myself in a line longer than an Idol audition line, but this is the Lord's work I'm talking about. I am all for New Testament grace, but sometimes, there are people that need Old Testament vengeance. Tatiana shucks. The laugh. The singing. The posing. The laugh. The crying. The begging. The laugh. She's made it to the Top 36, and I made a solemn vow not to watch another episode of Idol until I've heard she's been eliminated. I lived through Sanjaya. I don't need this. I have a 2 year-old. The problem is, she's in the first group of 12 that includes my boy Danny Gokey, aka, Robert Downey Jr., and Anoop Dogg. So I'm going to watch.
Speaking of Anoop, what's the over/under on Slumdog Millionaire references this season? 50? 500?
